So I just got back from clubbing for the first time and let me tell you.. It was fucking great haha
If anybody ever tells you they can’t get chicks at a club, it’s because they’re ugly lol
Within 20 minutes of being there I had this one gorgeous ginger in my sights. In the next 10 minutes I was ‘dancing’ with her and that lasted over 2 hours. I had so much fucking fun. For real.
P.s. I don’t know this chicks name lol It was great
A door once opened may be stepped through in either direction.
Do you know what I want to see?
I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.
But halfway through the movie, she figures out
She can rap like hell
This post kept getting better and better with every word